Martin Lopez Hate Mail Generator

Martin the 'Pig' Lopez!

Go ahead ladies! Let Marty have it!
You know he deserves it!

Dear Marty, you !

I've been and, unable to verbalize my feelings in a manner in which you would understand, put the matter aside until I could conjure up a more focused thought to bear! That moment is now.

In a nutshell, .

And another thing, then you'd better or .

And, finally!, I think that....

Marty, .


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